.”This is compliments of J & BJust some DEEP thoughts for 2017• The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.• My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.• The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.• My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 lbs I’ve gained since then.• I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”• The speed with which a woman says “nothing”, when asked “What’s wrong?”, is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that’s coming.• Denny’s has a slogan, ‘If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.’ If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday ... Your life stinks!• On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week.. Audrey, it doesn’t bother you that Amy is my sister?” I asked. Audrey said, “Well you know my brother Dave? He likes his cock sucked by his little sister too. Amy and I talked about doing something like this for weeks now.” I looked at my sister Amy, who gave me a very hot erotic and sexy smile. To me, she’s the hottest chick on earth and now Audrey ranks a close second.Both girls began to do a slow strip tease for me, shedding their suits in a very erotic manner. They both turned in unison and slid their swimsuits over their sexy asses, exposing two of the hottest naked butts imaginable. They slid their suits down those long sexy legs and kicking off their suits onto cement surrounding the pool. As they turned, I couldn’t help but compare each of their pussies, both very sexy in their own way. Both neatly trimmed but Amy with a small amount of light colored hair and Audrey with a fair amount of dark black hair. Amy said, “Audrey, slide your butt onto that top step.” Audrey did as.
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